Apple to rip off Microsoft?
Funny stuff on AtAT this morning: …Apple fully intends to go for the throat in 2004 with a Mac OS X upgrade that promises full compatibility with all major Windows viruses, configurable kernel panics (both frequency and appearance– set ‘em for thrice daily and make ‘em white-text-on-blue for the version most compatible in a Windows environment), and other features that comply 100% with the most current Secret IT Department Technology Guidelines for Job Security. Come next year, Macs in “Enterprise Mode” will boast at least 80% of the unreliability and user-unfriendliness that’s made Microsoft the darling of the enterprise IT world. Apple’s shooting for upwards of 90%, but even we’re a little skeptical that they could pull that off; Microsoft is the master, after all… Entire posting here.